Saturday’s Bonus Match Results

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Howdy folks!

A big ol’ thank ya kindly to all you brave cowpokes who saddled up and rode on out for the February 7th 5 Dogs Creek Bonus Match. The weather was prettier than a fresh‑polished six‑shooter, and ol’ Bull McFearson once again cooked up five rootin’, tootin’, mind‑twistin’ stages to test our grit, gumption, and general good sense.

Now listen up, partners—our next 5 Dogs Creek match is fixin’ to take place on Saturday, February 28th, and Sunday, March 1st.

Saturday Match

  • Winter hours still in effect
  • Office swings open at 9:30am
  • Shooter’s meetin’ at 10:00am
  • Lead starts flyin’ mighty soon thereafter

Sunday Match

  • Office creaks open at 8:00am
  • Match kicks off at 9:00am sharp

We sure hope to clap eyes on y’all out on the range again—it’s your ridin’, wranglin’, and trigger‑pullin’ that keeps this club alive and the Spirit of the Old West kickin’ like a stubborn mule.

And now, without any more jawin’, here are the results from Saturday’s showdown…

5 Dogs Creek Weekend Results & A Bonus Match Ridin’ Your Way

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Howdy there, folks!

Pull up a chair, tip back your hat, and pour yourself a glass of that sweet brown water, ’cause the results from this past weekend’s 5 Dogs Creek shindigs are now posted and ready for your viewing pleasure. Whether you shot fast, shot clean, or just shot somewhere in the general direction of the targets, we sure appreciate every one of you saddle-worn cowpokes for ridin’ out and joinin’ in on the fun.

A mighty big thank‑ya goes out to the ever‑devious, always‑creative Bull McFearson for dreamin’ up scenarios that kept us on our toes, our holsters warm, and our brains wonderin’ what in tarnation he’d come up with next. Fine work as always, Bull — you keep the West wild.

Now listen up, ’cause this here’s important:
We’re addin’ a bonus match next Saturday, February 7th! That’s right — an extra chance to sling some lead, show off your skills, and maybe even redeem yourself if this weekend’s targets were feelin’ a little too slippery.

We’ll be followin’ our winter hours:

  • Office opens: 9:30 AM
  • Shooter’s meeting: 10:00 AM sharp
  • Lead flies: Shortly after we finish jawin’ at the meeting

So clean them irons, oil up that leather, and get ready for another fine day at 5 Dogs Creek.

Lookin’ forward to seein’ y’all on the firing line!

Happy trails,
Whiskey T.F. Bottles –  5 Dogs Creek Telegraph Operator

Saddle Up, Pardners—the February Howler Has Arrived!

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Howdy 5 Dogs Creek Posse,

Grab your hats, hitch your horses, and pour a cup o’ cowboy coffee—
’cause the February 2026 Howler just rolled into town like a stagecoach on two wheels!

This month’s issue is packed tighter than a gambler’s vest pocket:

The Mayor’s Anvil — Mayor Fordyce Beals is hammerin’ out wisdom hotter than a blacksmith’s forge, this time tellin’ tales of the Gatling gun and the curious ways “good ideas” can blow up like a misfired shotgun shell.

⭐ Sheriff’s Log — Sheriff Lap Dog has the full rundown from the January goings‑on, rain delays, clean shooters, Wild Bunch fun, and a reminder that the February match is Jan 31 – Feb 1, with Winter Hours in effect. (Because Mother Nature is a fickle ol’ gal.)

Extra Shootin’! Don’t forget we’re also shootin’ again Feb. 7—one week early so we don’t get caught in a Valentine’s Day ambush.

Campfire Potluck — Friday appetizers & Saturday grub. Bring food, friends, and your very best tall tales.

History Corner — Wanderin’ with Utah Blaine brings us the wild, tangled, pistol‑packin’ saga of Belle Starr, the Bandit Queen herself.

Territorial Governor’s Notes and Range Wranglers’ Notes — More wisdom on the way, so keep your eyes peeled like a lookout at high noon.

Load up on all this and more in the latest February 2026 Howler—
where the stories are tall, the guns are loud, and the coffee is questionable but strong.

Download The 2026 FEBRUARY HOWLER

See y’all on the range

The January Howler is here!

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From the Mayor’s tale of the mighty clipper David Crockett to Sheriff Lap Dog’s frosty shootouts, and Utah Blaine’s story of “Stagecoach Mary,” this issue is packed with frontier spirit.

Friday night appetizers
Saturday potluck
Weekend matches

Winter hours in effect – saddle up at 9:30 Saturdays!

Read the full Howler and join the posse at 5 Dogs Creek. #OldWest #CowboyAction #5DogsCreek

2026-JANUARY HOWLER

Well Folks, That’s another one in the books at 5 Dogs Creek!

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Howdy, pards! This past weekend sure was a rootin’-tootin’ good time out on the range. Saturday and Sunday saw some mighty fine shootin’, some quick-fun stages’, and a whole lotta grinnin’—even with that cold wind nippin’ at our spurs! Y’all braved the chill like true cowpokes, and we tip our hats to every single one of ya for ridin’ out and makin’ it a weekend to remember.

As the dust settles and the echoes of gunfire fade into the hills, we just wanna holler a big ol’ THANK YOU for saddlin’ up with us. Now, as the holiday season moseys on in, we’re wishin’ each and every one of ya a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays—may your coffee be strong, your boots be warm, and your spirits be high.

We’ll be hitchin’ up for more fun and excitement next year, so keep your powder dry and your calendars marked. Until then, ride safe, stay warm, and remember: at 5 Dogs Creek, the adventure’s always just over the next ridge.

See ya in 2026, pardners! Yeehaw!

Please Find Scores Below:

Sundays Clean Shooter Picture

Saddle Up for December at 5 Dogs Creek!

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Howdy, partners!
The December edition of The Howler is hot off the press, and it’s packed with news straight from the frontier. From the Mayor’s tale of the telegraph that tamed the Wild West to the Sheriff’s roundup of November’s She-Bang success, we’ve got stories that’ll make you tip your hat.

Mark your calendars:

  • December Match – Dec 6–7
  • Winter Hours – Saturdays open at 9:30 AM, shooting starts at 10:15
  • Friday Night Fun – Hot dogs and appetizers by the campfire on Jan 2

Grab your gear, keep your powder dry, and join us for some rootin’-tootin’ cowboy action!
Read the full Howler here:

https://5dogscreek.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025-DECEMBER-HOWLER.pdf

Mornin’ to ya, fine folks of 5 Dogs Creek! (She-Bang Scores)

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This here’s WTF Bottles ridin’ in with a roundup and score tally from the 2025 She-Bang — the annual hootenanny hosted by the mighty fine ladies of 5 Dogs Creek. Now this ain’t just any ol’ shootin’ match — no sir — it’s a rootin’-tootin’ fundraiser too, aimed at helpin’ out them in need.

This year, the gals hitched their wagons to the Ronald McDonald House, and by thunder, y’all came through like a stampede of generosity! Between Dog Nabbit purchases, raffle tickets, and good ol’ fashioned donations, we rustled up over two thousand dollars — all stayin’ right here in our neck of the woods to lend a hand to local families.

So tip your hat and give a holler — thank ya kindly to everyone who saddled up and took part in this past weekend’s festivities.

Now, let’s get to the scores, straight from the shootin’ line:

Saturday, November 1st, 2025
Attendance: 39 brave souls
Clean Shooters: 19 (with a lil’ help from them trusty Dog Nabbits)
Top Male: Coyote Carson – 85.48
Top Female: Rebecca West – 125.68

Sunday, November 2nd, 2025
Attendance: 32 sharp-eyed participants
Clean Shooters: 22 (again, Dog Nabbits ridin’ to the rescue)
Top Male: Coyote Carson – 64.00
Top Female: Miss Chievious – 119.66

Full scores posted below for all you number-lovin’ cowpokes.

Upcoming Range Ruckus at 5 Dogs Creek:
• California State Wild Bunch Championship & Cowboy Match – Nov. 21st–23rd, 2025
• December Monthly Match – Dec. 5th & 6th, 2025

So polish them irons, pack your powder, and we’ll see y’all out on the range. Until then — ride safe, shoot straight, and keep that cowboy spirit burnin’ bright!

Yours in whiskey and bad decisions,
WTF Bottles

🐾 The Howler at 5 Dogs Creek – November 2025 Edition 🐾

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Saddle Up, Pardners – It’s She-Bang Season!

📣 Hear ye, hear ye! The November winds are blowin’ in a whole heap of excitement at 5 Dogs Creek, and the latest edition of The Howler is hotter than a branding iron on a summer day!

🌵 Featured in this issue:

  • The 18th Annual She-Bang Charity Match – Hosted by the ladies of 5 Dogs Creek, this two-day shootin’ extravaganza (Nov 1–2) is packed with stages, raffles, Dog-Nabbits, and a whole lotta heart. All proceeds go to the Ronald McDonald House in Bakersfield.
  • 🍔 Friday Night Hot Dog Feed & Saturday Potluck – Bring an appetizer Friday and your best “Fast Food” themed dish Saturday night. Plates and utensils provided – just bring your appetite!
  • 🤠 Cowboy Swap Meet – Buy, sell, trade, or barter your cowboy gear all weekend long.
  • 🏕️ Free Camping on the Range – Friday through Monday. No pre-registration, just good ol’ fashioned hospitality.

 

📰 Also in this issue:

  • Mayor Fordyce Beals shares tips on shotgun shell crimping in “The Mayor’s Anvil.”
  • Sheriff Lap Dog’s roundup of October’s Gunfighter Throwdown and a look ahead to December’s holiday match.
  • A Wild West tale of Laura Bullion, the “Thorny Rose of the Wild Bunch.”
  • SASS Shooter’s Handbook highlights and safety updates.

📍 Location: 5 Dogs Creek, Bakersfield, CA
📬 Contact Info & Council Roster: From the Mayor to the Telegraph Operator, all your town leaders are listed in this issue.

Download Below-

2025 NOVEMBER HOWLER

Buddy Love Gunfighter Throwdown Hits the Mark!

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It’s Monday, and the shootin irons have finally cooled. By all accounts, the Buddy Love Gunfighter Throwdown was a resounding success! With over 30 shooters each day, the weekend was packed with action, camaraderie, and plenty of lead-slinging fun.

The coveted 5 Dogs Creek “Clean Shooter” badges were flying off the table—12 awarded on Saturday and 19 on Sunday. Rumor has it the club might be sending Buddy a bill for the extra awards… just kidding, Buddy! 😄

This match was specially crafted to be Gunfighter-friendly, featuring simplified stages and closer-than-usual target placements. The goal? To welcome first-time Gunfighters and celebrate those who live the Gunfighter life year-round. Mission accomplished!

🏆 Saturday Highlights:

  • Top Overall Male Shooter: Coyote Carson
  • Top Overall Female Shooter: Daisy Crockett
  • Top Male Gunfighter: Atascadero Pistolero
  • Top Female Gunfighter: Gunpowder ‘N Grace

🏆 Sunday Highlights:

  • Top Overall Male Shooter: Coyote Carson (again!)
  • Top Overall Female Shooter: Lap Dog
  • Top Male Gunfighter: Atascadero Pistolero
  • Top Female Gunfighter: Sister Sangria

A huge thank you to all the shooters who came out and made this event one to remember. The energy, sportsmanship, and spirit of the Old West were alive and well all weekend long. Please Find the scores in their entirety posted below:

🔔 Next Up: She-Bang!

Mark your calendars for November 1st & 2nd—we’ll see you back on the range for another great shoot!